But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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