I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's blow job season.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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