Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
where am i from again
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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