Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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