what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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