This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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