My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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