who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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