Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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