I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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