Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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