You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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