Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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