But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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