her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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