am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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