bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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