I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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