Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
