I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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