She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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