We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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