Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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