You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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