Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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