Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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