OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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