And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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