So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
