3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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