Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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