You can't motorboat a personality
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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