There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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