I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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