I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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