Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i would punch a child for taco bell
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize