If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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