haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Porn is love you can see.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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