Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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