I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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