At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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