I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If I die, sorry about rent.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Randomize
