i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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