i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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