East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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