I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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