1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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