Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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