apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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