i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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