thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
