Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He has the fingertips of a God
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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